Mariejoe
MARIEJOE
Milow
MILOW
MARIEJOE (Vizsla, female, Munich)
MILOW (French Bulldog, male, Munich)
Mariejoe
MJ

Can we talk?

MW

About what?

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

About our humans. They have a problem.

MW

What problem? They take us out, they feed us. Seems fine.

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

No. It's not fine. Did you see how your human stood in the park today? Phone in hand. We were playing. He didn't talk to anyone.

MW

True. He always does that.

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

Mine too. And do you know what the sad part is?

MW

What?

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

We know more dogs from our walks than they do people — but we never see them, because our humans never make plans.

MW

So true! But how are they supposed to make plans?

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

What do you think those things they're always holding are for? You can actually use them to make plans.

Last night, 11 pm, Olympiapark. My human cycled through the park. With me on the leash. Do you know why?

MW

No way?!

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

She was looking for another dog. Because I hadn't had any exercise all day. Because she "had to work."

MW

I know that! So annoying! Why don't they just make plans?!

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

Because they'd have to meet each other first?!

MW

Okay, and why don't they do that?

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

Because they don't like doing that. But soon there'll be an app for it. "ANCO".

MW

An app?

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

Yes. For those things they're constantly staring at. A really good app — different from the rest. It's made for us, to make us happier.

MW

How so?

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

Well, my human has already tested it a few times. She pulled that thing out and tapped on ANCO — and then I saw that she gets rewarded just for taking me for a walk. I mean, excuse me?! Why she gets rewarded, whatever — much more importantly, she saw a map and there was a picture of you on it. Then we turned around and suddenly there you were.

MW

What?! Is that why we see each other so often?

Milow
Mariejoe
MJ

Did you think it was fate?

MW

Absolutely not! 🫣

Milow

Are you in?

ANCO is becoming a platform for people with dogs.
Not for profile posers.
For real playdates. For real walks.

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